Every week we search Twitter for the most interesting and inane tweets involving the Conshohockens, Lafayette Hill and Plymouth Meeting. Here is what we found this week:
Why does where conshohocken state rd and spring mill meet smell like str8 up diarrhea shit
— The Fresh Prince-ss™️ (@yournewstepmom2) March 7, 2019
This week, approx 1/10th of the male pop. of PWHS is trying out for our program. 70+ athletes seeking to play is not only impressive for our program, it's a testament to the health of baseball in Plymouth, Whitemarsh, and Conshohocken! Best of luck to all these young men. pic.twitter.com/j1fUTtYOLw
— PWHSBaseball (@PWHSBaseball) March 7, 2019
I was close enough to hear it in Conshohocken https://t.co/5Tw4u6zMGt
— eytan (@shandershow) March 7, 2019
I go to Conshohocken every day. I worry more about ruining my car on those roads than watching the traffic. It’s a joke.
— JAnnarelli (@annarelli_j) March 6, 2019
Idk why my bf has to live in Conshohocken like who chose that
— Pisces🧜🏼♀️ (@hellodakotaa) March 6, 2019
The conductor didn't collect Tix from anyone who got on after Conshohocken. Those with Tix got a free ride. I paid.
— Adopt a RETIRED Racing Greyhound (@magicalgrey) March 4, 2019
if i could give conshohocken a negative review on google i would
— angel face 👼🏼 (@taymrieang) March 3, 2019
I saw Dom Brown in Conshohocken last night, suburb of Philly.
— Adam Zaff (@AdamZaff) March 3, 2019
@Wendys i found a band aid in my mcdonald’s hash brown. suppose no one wouldn’t notice if the conshohocken mcdonald’s was suddenly…gone, no?
— av (@avvadele0) March 3, 2019
kendrick lamar is at the conshohocken gas station pic.twitter.com/nv6mJ51oab
— Chris (@funkyassdg) March 2, 2019
Meeting @OmarGaither at Conshy Catholic https://t.co/gUl8zujphT
— 484 till I die ENJOY IT (@KincadeLuke) March 9, 2019
Who are you kidding? You know you are getting the hook out to the 'Burbs when the offspring approach school age. Welcome to Glenside/Havertown/Lafayette Hill !! Pro suburban Dad tip – Pathfinder and Pilot both have as much seating as a minivan. And spend the extra for the Weber
— BigDaddyKane (@FootballCoach92) March 7, 2019