Every week we search for the most interesting and inane tweets about the Conshohockens, Lafayette Hill and Plymouth Meeting. Here is what we found this week:
#Reports: Bryce Harper took a dump in a dump in a Conshohocken Wawa -TommyProMLB #developing #sources
— Cre’Tom LePro (@RealTommyPro) January 25, 2019
My Waze app has very much butchered “Conshohocken” in the past
— Hannah Fagen (@FagenHannah) January 25, 2019
Attention: all morons who live in and frequent #Conshy #Conshohocken i live on 9th. if you continue to park like dirtbags I will continue to have your cars towed. See example below. Apparently everyone in this town grew up on a stupid farm that doesn’t teach parking etiquette. pic.twitter.com/pcgv2ZvpGD
— Professor Gregory Poopsicle (@BigMike2step) January 24, 2019
I’m now the angry old man of conshy. I can’t let it slide anymore. If I keep letting it slide things will turn into chaos pic.twitter.com/LzjVY709em
— Professor Gregory Poopsicle (@BigMike2step) January 24, 2019
My fav thing about ice breakers during syllabus week is when people say “I’m from Philadelphia” and then follow it by saying “oh like right around Conshohocken” or some other place THAT AIN’T PHILLY lmfao
— anxhela jeffrey (@idontFERKwithU) January 23, 2019
The amount of trauma i have from trying to say Conshohocken on the radio and failing is amazing
— Lexi (@lexibodnar) January 23, 2019
Ice floes on the Schuylkill, near Conshohocken. pic.twitter.com/ToYgQkMrsy
— Michael Matza (@MichaelMatza1) January 22, 2019
the two most frequent wishes i made as a kid when throwing a penny in the plymouth meeting mall fountain were to be pretty and have peace on earth
— tessa 🐛 (@filetmeowgnon) January 26, 2019