Every week we search for the most interesting and inane tweets about the Conshohockens, Lafayette Hill and Plymouth Meeting. Here is what we found this week:
Oh, my, oh, my, this rug stinks so much I might don't make it. It smells like an essential oil made of a thousand Amtrak bathrooms. It smells like parrot turds and shrimp Pringles in a hot unwashed nursing bra. It smells like spilled milk in a Conshohocken Wawa parking lot. It sm
— Papyraceus (@MmePapyraceus) October 25, 2018
New artwork for sale! – "Bucolic Schuylkill River – Conshohocken Pennsylvania" – https://t.co/BbMURVSOmq @fineartamerica pic.twitter.com/B0T1qRuCXE
— Bill Cannon (@BillCannon5362) October 25, 2018
New artwork for sale! – "Washington Fire Company – Conshohocken Pennsylvania" – https://t.co/7d3N6GJfJW @fineartamerica pic.twitter.com/LUw5YebsPj
— Bill Cannon (@BillCannon5362) October 25, 2018
Wow. Second time this week I’ve been to Panera and they are out of baguettes. No I don’t want chips or an apple. I want bread @panerabread get it together conshohocken Panera!!
— Megan Milligan (@pistolmegs) October 24, 2018
Swore I just saw George W. Bush at the Plymouth Meeting Whole Foods. Upon further review it likely was not him.
— Timmy Bahama (@timmy_bahama) October 23, 2018
RedStone, Plymouth Meeting PA pic.twitter.com/tB1eM5Fyqp
— Just The Toilet (@justthetoilet) October 21, 2018
A lot of local people in Plymouth/lafayette Hill didn’t think you were ever gonna pan out an be the next Greg Oden…… smh now what do they gotta say?
— Corey Stasak (@CoreyStasak) October 21, 2018