Every week we search for the most interesting and inane tweets about the Conshohockens, Lafayette Hill and Plymouth Meeting. Here is what we found this week:
— Josh Mankiewicz (@JoshMankiewicz) July 5, 2018
@JoelEmbiid hey man not sure if you are in town, but we need an extra for my touch football team tonight and I was thinking an athletic super tall guy would really help. Let me know its in Conshohocken
— Mike Pugliese (@MrPugliese) July 5, 2018
I loved Conshohocken, it reminded me of home. Being up in the valley or following slow moving suburbia, no real energy. I miss Allentown, I want to go back, badly. I truly feel stuck here, or my attitude on life is like that, homesick.
— garbagefestival (@garbagefestival) July 5, 2018
— Statia (@originalstatia) July 4, 2018
Most of my local Pokestops are churches, so I, the atheist, keep sending my friends cards like "Greetings from First Bible Church of Conshohocken!"
(FTR, I made that one up.)
— Abel Undercity (@AbelUndercity) July 4, 2018
— Rich Lori (@Rich_Lori) July 3, 2018
my only real dream in life is to get on the loudspeaker on a train and say "baby you on the conshohocken to ronkakoma line, with stops in mauch chunk, ramapo and mahwah!"
— Adam's Family Values (@beatleinabox) July 2, 2018
Hope his wife gets the D from a dude in Conshohocken
— Artless (@WatchArtTV) July 2, 2018
Uber App: “Tony is known for great conversation”
Tony: [Driving through Manayunk] “this is Conshohocken”
— Jack Kelly, Lawyer (@iAmJackKelly) July 1, 2018
Naturally when I’m missing conshy more than anything ever I meet a group of kids from fucking conshy
— ms. kiesha (@sydneyamarion) July 4, 2018
Everybody in conshy think they hot cause they have a Louis
— Diana 🥀 (@Dooouble_d) July 4, 2018
@rickybottalico you tryna crush beers in Conshy tonight?
— Gavin Reilly (@GavinReilly90) July 4, 2018