How Would You Label Conshohocken on Funny Map

The “Asshole’s Guide to Philadelphia” (see map below) was making the rounds last week across social media. The suburbs aren’t included on the map, so you won’t find Conshohocken on it. However, we saw one comment (we forget where) that said Conshohocken should be labeled something akin to “Thinks it is the Main Line.”

So following the spirit of this map, how would you label Conshohocken? Let us know in the comments. Please note, the font used on the map is small, so zoom in too read or click here.