Earlier today we saw this Eagles/Super Bowl joke on Twitter. It involves Conshohocken. Enjoy:

If you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place. It’s at First Methodist Church in Conshohocken, PA at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she’s 5’4″, about 115 lbs., great cook, loves to fish, play poker, and spend weekends down the shore. She’ll be in the white dress.

— Curtis Shovan (@shovancj) January 24, 2018